The final, green photos of green things being green in the Amazon

 "Sunni, this is completely harmless. Are you sure you don't want to hold it?" I'm fine, thank you. "It's just a centipede." That's all right, I don't need to. "It won't hurt you, it's not poisonous and it can't bite, are you sure?" I'm fine, thank you please thank you I'm fine let me just take a photo.

 There were trees. They were big.

 My guide, Reinaldo, an indigenous ticuna man who spoke Spanish as his second tongue, and way better than my Spanish (as my third tongue).

 OH MY WORD A TARANTULA but it kept itself safe inside it's den and wouldn't come out. 

I was fine with that.

Me, in my canoe, on the small river that left off the big Amazon, being allowed to paddle along at my own speed, listening to the roaring noise of the toads, the cicadas, the birds and the insects on my last day before returning to the roaring noise of the cars, the music and the people in Cali.

That's it from the Amazon, babes.

Dolphins and swimming in the Amazon

 Don't focus on the boat. Focus on the grey spots ahead of the boat.

 Look, there are dolphins! 

I didn't see the pink ones, but the "regular" grey ones were brilliant and playful.

 "Do you want to swim in the river?" Of course I do. Are there things that can bite me? "No, there's nothing dangerous." But are there no things that can eat me? "No, Sunni, it's safe." But are you saying that it's completely safe? "Yes, Sunni." Okay. SPLASH. Nothing ate me.

 I just have too many photos of this because it was too beautiful.

And the sun set and my heart was breaking with the sheer awesomeness and amazingness of it all.

Creeping things (look away, mum)

 No, just kidding, further down for that. This is me, learning how to make bracelets.

 From a brilliant Ticuna woman who told me that they got this material from a tree, 

and the colours were all natural as well.

 Then I went on a night walk. This is not a spider. Nor is it a scorpion. And it's harmless. "Will you hold it, Sunniva?" - No, thanks. "But it's harmless, Sunni." I'm fine, thank you, Reinaldo.

 Another day, we crossed the river and waved at Peru. 

As you can see, it's a completely different country.

 Then we went to the second largest city in the area, Puerto Nariño.

 A big, big city.

 Amazon! Peru! Excitement!

And every other tourist in the Colombian part of the Amazon.

I was staying at the Yoi Ecolodge, which was expensive, but everything was included, from picking me up at the airport, the boat to the lodge, all the activities and travelling on the river I did while there, as well as all the yummy meals I got. And after all, I was paying to stay somewhere far into the jungle, far away from the towns and cities and people, and the only time I saw this amount of people (see photo above) was in Puerto Nariño and in Leticia, where I didn't stay long. I am absolutely recommending it for anyone thinking about visiting the Colombian Amazon, because it is definitely worth the experience.

Then there were monkeys

 We went to a monkey sanctuary, 

which is incredibly important for the preservation of different species

 Like this babe, after someone shot his mum to provide food for their family, 

and they realized she had a baby and brought him to the sanctuary

 He just wanted to cuddle on everyone's head like he used to with his mum (here with guide Salome)

 And then there was this lady who was not in the best of moods

Maybe foreseeing the change of weather that was coming on in the afternoon that day.

This is a typical issue in many countries - there are new restrictions on how many animals and what kind of animals you can hunt for food purposes, but people live far away from the capital, and they need food, and it's difficult to get them to change the habits of generations in a short time. At least this type of sanctuary is working with people, telling them what species are close to extinction, and making sure to take care of babies like the one above, or others, when they come to the sanctuary. The adult primates live freely in the middle of the jungle, and decide whether they want to come to the sanctuary for food and check-ups, or sleep in a tree close by.

The Amazon is green, and we are all surprised

 I just realised that it's been three months since I left the Amazon. 

 It was ridiculously expensive, but I am so pleased that I did it.

 Just sitting on a boat, hours on end, looking at green things and listening to the noisy, noisy nature.

 Oh, and this is the actual Amazon river. And Peru, over there on the other side.

Hello little monkey. He was a cheeky monkey.

I just want to break everyone's ideas of the jungle right now: It's not serene, peaceful and quiet. It's noisy, loud, and crowded with animals. Not the exciting, big, colourful animals either, but lots of tiny frogs, toads, monkeys, birds, grasshoppers, crickets, and things that make a lot of noise. The peacefulness comes from there being hardly any people, no cars, and the few houses and communities often being half-hidden from view.